I asked the bartender what’s good and he monologued
Said- yeah that sounds great- to get him to stop.
In a collider goes tropicana, Shitakae mushrooms and vodka.

You ask how my relationship is going and sip your Margherita.
Knowing I’m ordering us-close your eyes and tap- cocktails.
In a hotel lobby so dark it’s directed by David Fincher
And you look every bit the leading woman
In a dress that screams pretty woman.

we reprise our roles as people not in love.
caught up in the heat of a catch up.

someone will jump in front of a train tonight

I ask you how you’ve been,
you say you’re fine.
I am the worst person in the world tonight
To my surprise,
a ten ton Juggernaut flashes it’s lights
My life flashes before my eyes
I was down a one way the wrong way
My entire life. 
I say it’s been too long, 
you say it was only a matter of time.

Improved Big Mac

I stopped going to McDonalds 
Because I stopped being
The hottest person at the McDonalds

Pop in like visiting an auntie.
and you’re doing them a favour
Just by telling them about your life.

Now when someone sees me there
They think, yeah. That’s about right, 
you look like someone 
who comes here fairly often.